Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Welcome to the Cannibal Horde

This is just to establish some opening thoughts to vet out later. At some point if the doomer-predicted collapse happens there will be a certain division of the people.

The Rangers
I'm using the Tolkien model to point out that there will be ready made groups of armed men formed from remnant military and paramilitary organizations. They will be primarily interested in providing for their own people; close friends and family. They will be heavily armed and organized. They will dominate any area where they show up in force. They will also be a tiny minority.

The Sheeple
This group will comprise the great mass of the human population. People with no idea how to live without cell phones, electricity and WalMart. You will be able to spot a sheeple because they will be standing by a dead car in a pouring rain talking futiley to a dead cell phone while wearing flip flops; in winter. Harvesting the sheeple's resources will be the primary occupation of the other groups for some time after the collapse.

The Cannibal Horde
These are going to be the remnant groups that are not included in the Rangers but have no intention of being Sheeple. The Rangers are going to fleece the Sheeple.

We're going after the mutton.

This is the recipe book and guidelines for successfully becoming a Cannibal Horde. Topics will be recipes, cooking, storage, avoiding Rangers, Horde organization and others as they come up.

Stay tuned.


  1. Wow—a web-site I can finally relate to at last ... where there is some reality—thinly-disguised *winkwink* as fiction. Man, I wuz getting puke *sic* of all the posers goin' on and on, about how blue the sky is! Azure, Cobalt, Cerulean ... tryin' so hard to convince every ... of what ? Blue's just blue man. No need to write a fuckin' dissertation or somthin'. Let's hold hands now, and celebrate what we already knew, until someone told us!

    But hey—Pang, I get it! HAJHAJ—Soups on! At the risk of being categorized, if I may be so bold as to say—can't resist, I confess! (this is soooo liberating), I've been carrying this secret for soooo long. I've like seen Hannibal 157 times! Soooo Kool. Used to have this recurring nightmare—Post-apocalyptic landscape, where these survivors are huddled in a derelict Mall ... around a fire. Often thought it wuz a premonition, things to come. Eschatological—hah Still do—just quietly. Shhhh

    My ancestors called it Kai tangata—Long pork, some watercress ... ahh, now we're getting into recipies—hah Hey—do you think Sheeple will taste good with Mint sauce? Just wonderin'. There wuz a famed Japanese elite force during WWII—renowned, and feared who penetrated deep behind enemy lines in Burma. The natives called them ghost warriors. They could move with incredible speed, like the mist ... because they carried no supplies. A famed German SS Unit ... History always repeats ... as sure as the sky is blue.

    Word Verification: Yahoo!

  2. I do like your lead story a lot. Please keep in mind there are cannibals all over the globe, even in Old Europe/Germany where the sheeples are ready to get f**ed over in one of the most phoney national election campaigns ever, right now (next Sunday).

    Keep going, please.

  3. P,
    Nice. Black and funny, the best combination. Maybe you can be a post-apoc Vonnegut?

  4. Well said..

    wow gold
    Why would anybody say it that way, you can easily get your point across in a polite and courteous way. Lets all just get a long.